Ever look at your perfectly chilled beverage and think, "Needs more... existential dread"? We got you. This 3D printed skull can holder isn't just for keeping your drink cool; it's a statement. A statement that says, "Yes, even my soda has a dark side." Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of macabre charm with their sparkling water or, you know, a regular old beer. It's a bone-chillingly good way to keep your hands warm and your drink frosty. Just try not to stare into its hollow eyes for too long; it might stare back.
Ships with care, because even skulls deserve a smooth ride.